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OK, here's something kinda cool:

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It's a FACE!!! If you have anything cool like this, post it on the forum, and I might put it on my website. Make your own if you feel creative (I made this one). You can also create words out of text.

3 Word Story:

Johnny ran to the bathroom to ease his constipation, man it hurt. As he saw something nasty, he screamed, it helped him push his mom harder. His mom hit the water and her shirt got snagged on the fence and ripped. Then a dinosaur came out of the toilet and acted like a monkey, it said, “Fo’ shizzle, y’all! The Bizzlemark blew up the hood.” The dinosaur then grabbed Johnny and said, “Why did you crap me? Next time, crap on Henry!” It ate Kevin, then pulled a nipple out of Henry’s ass and stuck it on a wall. Johnny then bit off Darren’s sexy shirt and said, “Sexy!” Darren woke up and then a giant space squid attacked the ship. Some guy said, “Get off my chest, you evil tentacle lover!” It said back, "Why, you big Johnny player. I will kick your ass!" It then inserted a sharpie marker into Johnny’s nose. Johnny took an old gay man and stuffed him inside of a cannon and shot at Kevin! They both exploded in complete joy because the fire burned hot with passion in their pants. Noises were made that sounded like angry gorillas inside of Henry’s leather pants. Billie caught Kevin’s head in her car window and played with it. She then dropped it in her lap where it sang like a birdie with no head. Darren shirtlessly beat up the space squid. Then everyone had calamari and they were happy.

THE END

Quotes:

"f at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."- Quentin Crisp

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."-Yogi Berra

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."-Yogi Berra

"Go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours."-Yogi Berra

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."-Mae West

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."-Aldous Huxley

"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough"-Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."-Groucho Marx

If you have any problems on this web page, please contact
me at: Nik Gomez